1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:05,206 - [grunting] 2 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,308 - and now, dreamworks' 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:11,479 Kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:15,483 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,352 [scatting] 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,154 * raised in a noodle shop 7 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,123 * never seeking glory or fame 8 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,424 * he climbed the mountaintop 9 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,426 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 10 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:26,760 [grunting] 11 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,429 * kung fu panda 12 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,565 [scatting] 13 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:34,835 * master shifu Saw the warrior blossom * 14 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,206 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 15 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,673 * kung fu panda 16 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:43,111 [scatting] 17 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,213 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 18 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,680 * with the furious five 19 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,382 * protect the valley Somethin' somethin' * 20 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,783 * somethin' somethin' alive 21 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:50,784 [grunting] 22 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:54,455 * kung fu panda 23 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,556 * legends of awesomeness 24 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,225 Sweet! 25 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,376 - oh, there he is. The master. 26 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,810 He's coming! Oh! 27 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,813 - master shifu? 28 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,382 - ah! - master shifu? 29 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,450 You okay up there? 30 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:25,153 You seem a little... Giddy. 31 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,454 - ahem. Po, that's ridiculous. 32 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,790 I am not giddy. How could I be? 33 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,293 Everyone, master yao Is about to arrive 34 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,396 And this place is Nowhere near perfect. 35 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:39,167 Crane, why is there A footprint on this step? 36 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,668 - that's your footprint. 37 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:41,769 - stop making excuses. 38 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,637 The keeper of The secrets of kung-fu 39 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,606 Cannot enter on dirty stairs. 40 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,341 Clean it. [door squeaking] 41 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,277 How come this door Is squeaking? 42 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,778 Why isn't this plant blooming? 43 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:57,918 Master yao is being transported From his meditation tower 44 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,688 To a new home, And a stop over here is 45 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,756 A once-in-a-lifetime Opportunity. 46 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,292 Nothing can go wrong. 47 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,294 - what could go wrong With a guy who never 48 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,695 Leaves his box? 49 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:11,199 -[laughing] Oh, "Box." 50 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,200 I don't get it. 51 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,834 - when master yao travels, 52 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,204 He stays in a box The entire time 53 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,438 To avoid Any distractions. 54 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,772 - a box. 55 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,509 Like a box-box? The entire time? 56 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,543 - yes. 57 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,678 - right. Why is that, now? 58 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,315 - master yao has The greatest kung-fu mind 59 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,950 This world has ever known. 60 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,686 He was the only one To ever unlock 61 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,223 The mystery Of the secret scroll. 62 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:38,626 And he did it At the age of five. 63 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:42,296 At six, he invented pruning, And became one of the few people 64 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:45,533 That really understood How an abacus worked. 65 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:49,470 But with a great mind Came great sacrifice. 66 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:52,240 He spent a lifetime Meditating alone 67 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,375 With no contact To the outside world 68 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:58,512 And he became the keeper Of the secrets of kung-fu. 69 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:03,551 In his mind, master yao Holds unimaginable knowledge, 70 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,520 And the power of the universe. 71 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:09,723 This is why he is under Constant threat of kidnapping. 72 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:13,394 Some would stop at nothing To get the secrets 73 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,964 In his brilliant, Beautiful brain. 74 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:24,538 This is why we must remain Vigilant, alert, composed. 75 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,573 [gong rings] 76 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:26,774 He's here! 77 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,513 - where shall we put The master's box? 78 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,448 - my room! 79 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:37,851 Uh, that is to say, The hall of heroes 80 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,287 Seems an appropriate spot. 81 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,754 I'll go with you So I can properly greet-- 82 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,456 - after such a journey, 83 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:46,394 I'm sure master yao Would prefer to rest. 84 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,295 - of course. 85 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,397 And under no circumstances 86 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:52,900 Are any of you to disturb Master yao or his box. 87 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,968 - even-- - especially you. 88 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,606 [laughing] 89 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:03,811 Why, yes. We do work great together. 90 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,413 [as yao] Master shifu, 91 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,781 I know All the secrets of kung-fu, 92 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:11,819 But it was you Who taught me friendship. 93 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,322 [as himself] And you've Taught me something, too. 94 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,657 [as yao] Really? And what is that? 95 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,429 - action figures? 96 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,797 You're playing With action figures? 97 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:27,401 That...Is awesome! Hang on, let me get mine. 98 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,470 - no! These are not Action figures. 99 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,572 They're...Artifacts. 100 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,007 I'm simply dusting them off. 101 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,347 - this is an artifact? 102 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:42,082 - yes, it's master yao In his transportation box. 103 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,385 It's extremely hard to find. 104 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,519 - rookie move. 105 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,855 Shouldn't have taken it Out of the original packaging. 106 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,358 - this is just the box I play with. 107 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,025 I also have a master yao In a box 108 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,928 In its original box In the closet...In a box. 109 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:58,499 - [laughing] Boxes. 110 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,467 Still don't get it. 111 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,669 - panda, please. - that's cool. 112 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,471 I know how it is To want to let loose, 113 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,005 Break a few rules, 114 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,707 And play with your Action figures. 115 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,041 - I do not play with-- 116 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,378 - I know, I know. I get it. 117 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,012 You get to hang With a hero of yours. 118 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,615 That's me, here, every day. 119 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,884 Just keep embracing Your inner po and let it be 120 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,387 More on your outer area there. 121 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,021 - [growling] 122 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,532 [door opening] 123 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,412 Uh, master yao? 124 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,580 I-I brought you Some bean cakes 125 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,015 In case you're hungry. 126 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,655 Sorry for bothering you. 127 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,823 [box rattling] 128 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,426 Did you say something? 129 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,760 Because I could open the box. 130 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,131 Right. You're right. 131 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:09,770 You're sure you're all right? 132 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,705 Maybe I should open the box. 133 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,441 You could've hit your head In transit 134 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,443 And no one would know, And, uh-- 135 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,177 Well, let me put it this way: 136 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,948 If you don't not want me To not open it, 137 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,483 Just say so. 138 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,120 Very well, then. As you wish. 139 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,898 Master yao. It's an honor. 140 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:41,469 - master shifu. 141 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:45,506 - ooh! You know my name? 142 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,475 - I know everything. 143 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:50,578 - oh, master yao. This is a dream come true. 144 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,080 I can't tell you-- [gasping] 145 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:57,785 What are you doing? 146 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,753 - so fuzzy! 147 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:02,790 Ahh! Bean cakes! 148 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,958 - yes. I made them for you. 149 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,994 - I've been locked away For so long! 150 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,629 So many things To see and touch, 151 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:12,633 And, ooh, look at that! 152 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:16,169 Just feel this floor. Oh, it's incredible! 153 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,639 - oh, well, if you like that, I have a throw rug 154 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,840 In my room that-- 155 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,509 - look at that armor! 156 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:24,144 Ah, that's cold! Ah, that's hot! 157 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,513 Ouch! Oh, soft! 158 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,515 Neat! Tasty! 159 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,116 [imitating gong] 160 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,518 Whoo-hoo! 161 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,620 Oh, I love this! 162 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,523 - perhaps I shouldn't have Disturbed you. 163 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,958 - ah, look! A door! 164 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:38,959 - master! 165 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:42,563 Ahh! 166 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,533 No! Master yao? 167 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,801 Oh, no, no, no, no! 168 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,004 [groans] 169 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,612 - hello? Hello? 170 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,681 [groaning] 171 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,850 [rustling] 172 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,553 [door opens] Is someone there? 173 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,689 - master yao, I, uh-- Sorry. 174 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,691 Shifu said I wasn't To disturb you or your box. 175 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,693 - I am shifu. 176 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,563 - wow, that is wild. You sound just like him. 177 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,565 Can you yell "Panda" All angry-like? 178 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:20,901 - panda! - you, sir, have a gift. 179 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,571 - open the box. It's me. 180 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:27,174 - shifu! 181 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,976 Oof! - where is he? Where'd he go? 182 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,044 - what happened? 183 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,681 - I opened the box, And he went crazy. 184 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:37,017 He's gone. I lost master yao. 185 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:41,088 - you lost master yao? You messed up. 186 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,757 Shifu actually messed up! - no, I didn't. I-- 187 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,594 - oh, yeah you did. You messed up big time! 188 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,696 - I did not mess up. 189 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:51,331 - trust me, if anyone knows About messing up, it's me, 190 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,602 And what we got here Is one doozy of a mess-up. 191 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,604 - I-- [sighs] 192 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,739 You're right. I need help. 193 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,741 But wait a minute. 194 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,710 You do know A lot about messing up. 195 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,277 - kind of a hobby. 196 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,714 - po, if anyone can help me-- I can't believe 197 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,348 I'm saying this-- It's you. 198 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,619 - oh? 199 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,655 - po, I need your help. 200 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,726 - shifu messes up 201 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,094 And asks me for help In the same day? 202 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,663 - panda! 203 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,698 - ahem, 'course I'll help you. 204 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,768 Shifu and the dragon warrior Together, solving crimes. 205 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,070 [kung-fu noises] Stopping bad guys. 206 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,772 - we're not solving crimes. 207 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,074 We're just looking For master yao. 208 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,709 - [knuckles cracking] And now the student 209 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,645 Becomes the master. 210 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,646 - what do we do? 211 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,380 - first, we panic. 212 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,381 - gah! 213 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,651 - check. Next? Get a snack. 214 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,753 Hmm. Here. 215 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:46,820 Third, tell no one. 216 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,255 Try to fix it yourself 217 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,390 Before anyone finds out And calls you an idiot panda. 218 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,661 - master shifu? 219 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,128 - nothing! 220 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:58,065 I need you all to guard Master yao's box, 221 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:02,803 Which he is in, As is expected of him...To be. 222 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,038 - [snaps fingers] 223 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,778 - the keeper Of the secrets of kung-fu 224 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,714 Out there alone And defenseless. 225 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,316 - well, he's not Totally defenseless. 226 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,985 He's a kung-fu master. 227 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,287 - of the mind, Not the body. 228 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:30,998 - bad news, temutai. 229 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,133 We tracked master yao Like you said, 230 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,669 But now he rests In the jade palace. 231 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,838 - ah! Now we'll never get him! 232 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,807 Shifu will never Be stupid enough 233 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,441 To let the master Out of his sight. 234 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,276 - [maniacal laughter] 235 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,680 Woo-hoo! Ah, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 236 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,882 - that's him! Ha ha! 237 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,884 We will capture master yao. 238 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,821 Then all the secrets Of kung-fu will be mine! 239 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,856 - [maniacal laughter] 240 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,125 - master yao! - you'll crash! 241 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:02,229 [magical chiming] 242 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,001 - the clap of stillness. 243 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,837 Both: cool! 244 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:13,140 - I mean "Impressive." 245 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,209 - [maniacal laughter] That's wonderful! 246 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,879 - master yao-- 247 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,248 - shifu and The dragon warrior. 248 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:24,217 - temutai and... Unnamed thug. 249 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,988 - ooh, introductions! Wonderful! 250 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,222 - [laughs] 251 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,491 - get your hands off This flawless specimen 252 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,761 Of kung-fu perfection. 253 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,799 - let the butt-kicking commence! 254 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,434 - fine, but it is your butt That will be kicked! 255 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,770 [roaring] 256 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,405 - [grunting] 257 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,874 Where'd master yao go? 258 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,810 - there! - [laughs] 259 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,945 Oh, look at those teeth. 260 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:55,783 And that breath Is magnificently awful. 261 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,786 [coughs] I love it! 262 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,792 Your apples are More delicious 263 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:08,896 Than anything I've tasted In 65 years. 264 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,931 Thank you. Mwah! Thank you. 265 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,800 Thank you. Mwah! Thank you. Mwah! Mwah! 266 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,201 Thank you! Thank you! 267 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,903 Oh, thank you! 268 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,806 - that's my wife! 269 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,473 - ooh, he's so angry. 270 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,843 - no! He doesn't... [thud] 271 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,812 Know what he's doing. 272 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,313 Master yao! 273 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,817 He could be anywhere! 274 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,826 - then we'll draw him out. 275 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,829 Rule number eight: Sometimes the chaser 276 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,431 Has to become The chase-ee. 277 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,500 - I...Have no Response to that. 278 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,969 - master yao's about Experiencing 279 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,303 Sights and sounds, right? 280 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,306 Then that's just What we're gonna give him. 281 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,008 Hit it! 282 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:58,011 [upbeat music] 283 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:01,314 * 284 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,415 - ooh! 285 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,352 - [vocalizing] 286 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,954 Two, three. 287 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:11,424 [vocalizing] 288 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,994 * ahh 289 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,896 - what is that Wonderful music? 290 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,135 - panda, stop this instant. We're wasting time. 291 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,471 - wasting time Like a fox. 292 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,505 Look who's here. 293 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:30,911 - [giddy vocalizations] 294 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,883 - master yao, thank goodness. 295 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,385 Now please, we must Get you back into your box. 296 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,388 - oh, certainly. Right after you dance. 297 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,523 Dance, shifu, dance! 298 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:51,531 - I-- 299 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,468 I'd... 300 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,971 Rather not. 301 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,209 - hm? 302 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:06,046 [sighs] What a huge disappointment. 303 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,920 - I'm sorry, master yao. It's just that-- 304 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,488 Master yao? Master yao! 305 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,490 - I'm going somewhere! 306 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,927 - master yao, no! 307 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,662 - come on, you're almost there. No, just kidding. 308 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,266 [laughs] 309 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,069 - oof! Ow, legs! 310 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:33,440 - [grunting] 311 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,508 - ow, back! 312 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,411 - this is so dramatic. I love it! 313 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,947 - ow, fingers! 314 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,250 [screams] 315 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,452 [both screaming] 316 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,026 [both screaming] 317 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,969 - looks like it's time For checklist number two. 318 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,971 - checklist number two? 319 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,539 - yeah, for when you try To fix the problem you caused, 320 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,275 But wind up Making it worse. 321 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,377 First: blame someone else. Second-- 322 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,979 - I blame you. 323 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,414 - now you're getting The hang of it. 324 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,482 No? 325 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,218 - no. 326 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,452 [thud] Oh! 327 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,321 - [screams] 328 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:26,326 Master shi--hey! 329 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,427 - this is your fault! 330 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,595 Thanks to you, 331 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,563 Master yao Is in grave danger. 332 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,101 - hey, I'm not the one Who let yao out of the box. 333 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,068 All I've tried to do Is help, 334 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,070 And you've been fighting me The whole way. 335 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,007 So do you want my help Or not...Master? 336 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,008 - no! 337 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,109 - ah! Ooh! 338 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,011 - enough of this foolishness. 339 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,079 Now we go With the shifu checklist. 340 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,515 Number one: we follow Those cart tracks 341 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,051 And go get master yao. 342 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,064 We'll break the area Into a grid 343 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,132 And search Every square inch. 344 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,768 - or we can just-- - I've had enough of your ideas. 345 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,671 - fine, but-- Eh? 346 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,775 - tell me the Secrets of kung-fu! 347 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,078 - ooh, your horns Are so pointy. 348 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,479 Can I touch them? 349 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,181 - what have I done? 350 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,283 - oh, relax. Yao won't say anything. 351 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,086 - if I tell you, They won't be secrets. 352 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,520 Where's the fun in that? 353 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,621 - told ya. 354 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,290 - very well. 355 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,193 If I can't have the secrets, Then no one will! 356 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,195 You have till morning To change your mind. 357 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,464 Otherwise, Your head goes bye-bye. 358 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,168 [metallic clanging] - neat! 359 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,073 - just stay close And... 360 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:50,077 Don't do What you normally do. 361 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,179 Master yao, With your permission, 362 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,081 We'd like To rescue you now. 363 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,416 Master yao? Master yao! 364 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,319 - ah, fuzzy! 365 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,089 - any chance we can Get this show on the road here? 366 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,190 - what's the rush? 367 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,092 Can't you see They're having a moment? 368 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,699 - this way! 369 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,601 - ha! - ooh! 370 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,337 - your feeble rescue attempt Is foiled! 371 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,241 - exciting. 372 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,211 - I'm so sorry About this, master. 373 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,546 This is the worst day Of my life. 374 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,416 - did you know The hibiscus flower 375 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,218 Only lasts For one day? 376 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:34,687 But that day Is an amazingly beautiful day. 377 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,458 Thanks to you, Today was that day for me. 378 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,161 Today I really lived. 379 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,364 - and now you might Really die. 380 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,266 - now are you Ready to talk? 381 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,701 - of course. Let's talk about these shackles. 382 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,203 They're exquisite. 383 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,172 - uh... 384 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,173 - [angry snorting] 385 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,608 I want the secrets Of kung-fu! 386 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:59,212 - and I want your outfit. 387 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,280 - fine, then. 388 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,415 You can take The secrets with you... 389 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,151 To the grave! 390 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:09,189 Summon the executioner! 391 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,759 - [gulps] 392 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,262 - panda, we have To do something. 393 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,331 - oh, you're asking me For advice. 394 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,267 - I-I'm sorry, po. 395 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,335 I shouldn't have yelled At you before. 396 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,338 - oh, it's okay. I guess I wasn't much help. 397 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,807 I was just trying to get you To, you know, loosen up. 398 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,177 - oh, this is sweet. 399 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,680 - any last requests? 400 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,748 Perhaps some tearful Sniveling 401 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,517 Or pointless pleas For your lives? 402 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,489 - yes, I have A last request. 403 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,425 I'd like to...Dance. 404 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,528 - I...Did not see that coming. 405 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,263 - you ain't the only one. 406 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,598 - please. 407 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,234 I owe it to master yao, And myself. 408 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:58,305 - so instead of getting The secrets of kung-fu, 409 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,872 I get to watch you Humiliate yourself 410 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,508 Before your untimely demise? 411 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,212 - something like that. 412 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:09,349 - I'm in. Make sure his wrists stay bound. 413 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,618 - ha! Now we're getting To the good part. 414 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,253 - shifu! 415 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,522 Kind of a funny time To let loose, but yeah! 416 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,357 Are...You sure about this? 417 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,491 - yes. 418 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,560 All I need from you Is some music. 419 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,761 - huh? 420 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,372 - music! 421 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,375 - [scatting] 422 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:43,416 * 423 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,749 - I think that's enough. 424 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:20,353 - wait, I'm just starting To loosen up. 425 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,326 - oh, I see what you did. He's free! 426 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,797 - [grunting] 427 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,369 - that was so dangerous. Love it! 428 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,405 - be right back. Time for the big finish. 429 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,047 Pretty sweet idea. 430 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,783 - just channeling My inner po. 431 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,426 - [screaming] 432 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,328 Congratulations. 433 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,363 You've ruined dance For me forever. 434 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,398 Now...Summon The reinforcements! 435 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,476 - I don't suppose You have something 436 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,478 On your checklist for this. 437 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:22,615 - blame crane. 438 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,752 - well, well. You're quite the dancer, fuzzy. 439 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,389 Don't you feel better now? 440 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,824 - yes, master. I do. 441 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,831 [magical chiming] 442 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,479 Master, how-- 443 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,382 - I did the eight-armed Yangtze spleen punch 444 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,983 With my mind. 445 00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:01,621 - whoa, cool! But, uh... 446 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,123 Couldn't you have done that, You know, before? 447 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,493 - and miss out On all that fun? 448 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:16,669 - so...I guess This is good-bye. 449 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:22,008 - thank you both For such an exhilarating day. 450 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:25,512 Oh, and fuzzy, Remember the hibiscus. 451 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:29,816 Live each day as if It were your only one to live. 452 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,051 - I will, master. I promise. 453 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,021 - good. I'm very proud of you. 454 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:39,426 Back to meditating. I love it! 455 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:43,062 - [sniffling] What? 456 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,531 It was touching. 457 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,166 - I think it would be best 458 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,936 If we kept This entire incident quiet. 459 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,439 - sure, as long as you Let me play 460 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:56,443 With your yao action figure In authentic traveling box. 461 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,978 - I have no idea What you're talking about.